The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
make it happen, hussie
Jade has a knack for beating down Vantases when they act up, I hope that continues on with the Beta trolls!
”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”
So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well.
thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts
you know what i hate those fucking “things to say during sex” posts because my fucking boyfriend fucking actually says them do u kno what its like when u r trying to touch urself while someone whispers "olé"
i never understand why non-white characters can’t just be described as fucking brown
they gotta be caramel, mocha, dark chocolatey, cocoa, whatever nonsense
can we start describing white characters with food terms too? “her milk-white arms.” “his light mayonaisse face.” “her hair was the color of dijon mustard.” yeah. sounds about right.
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
PICK YOUR CLASS
- Social Justice Warrior
- Social Justice Paladin
- Social Justice Hunter
- Social Justice Rouge
- Social Justice Priest
- Social Justice Death Knight
- Social Justice Shaman
- Social Justice Mage
- Social Justice Warlock
- Social Justice Monk
- Social Justice Druid
Friendly reminder that the reason Roxy started playing the game was because she thought she could bring her mom back
im having an emotion please assist
Fuck this post
Fuck this post so much.
You want a “Why not?”
How about the way your best friend’s older sister will throw up by the side of the road because she’s crying so hard
How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers, in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school
How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home
How about the way your father’s eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body
How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to continue without you
How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every time she sees your parents
How about the way your family will sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can’t find a fucking thing to say that doesn’t just float through the air where you should be walking
How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed
How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what’s left of you
Don’t you dare tell me it won’t change things
There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds
But without you we do not want them
Don’t you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren’t important to us
So fuck this post
and fuck this romanticism of suicide
and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks nobody can hear
bless this reblog
I CANT REBLOG THIS ANY HARDER FUCK.
I spent… my entire afternoon… on this.
hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
You break it you buy it